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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

somethingpretentioussounding:

Necromancer old woman who summons the dead to help her out with knitting projects

"Can you fetch me the angora yarn? I’m starting a blanket for our Nancy’s newest."

And then undead Napoleon or Ghengis Khan or whatever just sigh and are like, 

"The cream or the lilac?"

"The lilac, dearie."

*sigh*

OLD WOMAN JOSIE I FIGURED YOU OUT THOSE ARE NOT ANGELS OF COURSE ANGELS DON’T EXIST I KNEW YOU WERE LYING OLD WOMAN JOSIE

(via piploo)