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hereliesthehansen:

Facts about Lucy Liu:
She made her directing debut with Elementary season 2 episode 22, Paint it Black
She is into martial arts and has studied kali-eskrima-silat
She tried boxing once but got immediately knocked out.  She is never going to try boxing again
She speaks several of languages, including Mandarin, English, Italian, and Japanese
SHE PLAYS THE ACCORDION
She’s an artist, and some works by her will be featured in season 3

hereliesthehansen:

Facts about Lucy Liu:

  1. She made her directing debut with Elementary season 2 episode 22, Paint it Black
  2. She is into martial arts and has studied kali-eskrima-silat
  3. She tried boxing once but got immediately knocked out.  She is never going to try boxing again
  4. She speaks several of languages, including Mandarin, English, Italian, and Japanese
  5. SHE PLAYS THE ACCORDION
  6. She’s an artist, and some works by her will be featured in season 3

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http://isanah.tumblr.com/post/93498516070/xiaobaobabe-on-lucy-copied-from-what-i-wrote

xiaobaobabe:

On Lucy, copied from what I wrote upon being asked for an explanation on TaiwaneseAmerican.org’s Facebook:

Asians, Asian men are not dispensable props. I’m all for having women be (anti)heroes, but the way they used our home and bodies is appalling. Asian, male…

Filed under fot the love of god don't even try looking at the responses to this post i need to punch a wall urgh i'm so angry ok i get that the trailer is misleading because taxi driver guy is shot in the leg and doesn't die buT EVEN IF HE DIDN'T DIE WAS THAT VIOLENCE REALLY NECESSARY TO BEGIN WITH fuck this shit look at all these people getting so defensive over Lucy don't try to tell me it doesn't matter and that we should look at the bigger picture/feminism because fuck right off this movie offends me on so many levels race IS PART OF THE BIGGER PICTURE HERE look i was hyped for lucy as well i'm disappointed as fuck that i'll probably never watch it because scarjo is amazing also i like kickass women hollywood needs to just stop for moment don't even get me started on the steaming pile of bs that is Exodus

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shychemist:

the-goddamazon:

pardonmewhileipanic:

red3blog:

pardonmewhileipanic:

notcuddles:

nesft:

Crow: CROW YES!

It’s actually impossible to measure how many fucks a corvid give because there is no device sensitive enough to register such a tiny amount.

science/animal side of tumblr… explain to me the birb thing

Tail Pulling is a behavior noted in many corvids. The practical application is to create a distraction that will allow the birb to make off with the target’s food. Imagine being in the lunch room and a large fellow has a Twinkie you covet. You can’t just take it from him because he’ll defend his Twinkie. But if you thwap him on the back of his neck and then dash around to snag the Twinkie while he investigates, you stand a decent chance of enjoying spongey goodness. This is basically that in birb form.

Except corvids don’t only do this as a distraction. Sometimes they seem to just being doing it to mess with other animals/birbs. But to use my lunch room analogy, there are times you might thwap someone sneakily on the back of the neck just for amusement. Primates exhibit behavior that appears to be just be annoying other animals for amusement. Given how intelligent crows are, its not unlikely that this is a manifestation of an innate desire to just fuck with someone else for the fun of it. Such as this from the link above:

THANK YOU FOR THE BIRB KNOWLEDGE

Lmfaooooo assholes

Corvids are the best birds.

(Source: yinqors, via sidekickdisaproves)

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veltdurm:

seventeenlovesthree:

book-choco-loco:

seventeenlovesthree:

book-choco-loco:

(X)
Did he just call Basti as “My Rabbit”!?!
That’s what multiple translators gave me!!!
I…..
OH GOD
THESE FUCKING TWO ARE YOU JUST..!?!

And the best part - besides that this TWEET IS FUCKING REAL - is that “mein Hase” translates to “my dear/honey/darling”.
THIS SHIP IS SO CANON IT HURTS.

OH GOD THIS CAN’T BE REAL
EXCEPT IT IS 

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE AS A SCHWEINSKI SHIPPER!!!
just come out already boys it’s okay
 #look at how many dots he placed there……..
I KNOOOOOWWWWWWW LUKAS YOU ASSHOLE YOU FUKCING TEASE

I MEAN, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN HUNDREDS OF OF OTHER “TYPICAL GERMAN NICKNAMES DIRECTED AT A FRIEND”. BUT NOOOO, HE CHOSE TO USE AN AMBIGUOUS ONE (I mean, technically, you’re right, “Hase” translates to “rabbit” literally, but it’s also a common German pet name directed at A VERY DEAR PERSON).
HE’S SO DOING THIS ON PURPOSE, EVERYTHING, EVER SINCE THE WORLD CUP PREPARATION CAMP, I SWEAR TO DUCK, THIS IS REAL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE SCHWEINSKI IS REAL.

I know i’ve posted this 3 times but i really can’t not reblog this

veltdurm:

seventeenlovesthree:

book-choco-loco:

seventeenlovesthree:

book-choco-loco:

(X)

Did he just call Basti as “My Rabbit”!?!

That’s what multiple translators gave me!!!

I…..

OH GOD

THESE FUCKING TWO ARE YOU JUST..!?!

And the best part - besides that this TWEET IS FUCKING REAL - is that “mein Hase” translates to “my dear/honey/darling”.

THIS SHIP IS SO CANON IT HURTS.

OH GOD THIS CAN’T BE REAL

EXCEPT IT IS

image

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE AS A SCHWEINSKI SHIPPER!!!

just come out already boys it’s okay

#look at how many dots he placed there……..

I KNOOOOOWWWWWWW LUKAS YOU ASSHOLE YOU FUKCING TEASE

I MEAN, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN HUNDREDS OF OF OTHER “TYPICAL GERMAN NICKNAMES DIRECTED AT A FRIEND”. BUT NOOOO, HE CHOSE TO USE AN AMBIGUOUS ONE (I mean, technically, you’re right, “Hase” translates to “rabbit” literally, but it’s also a common German pet name directed at A VERY DEAR PERSON).

HE’S SO DOING THIS ON PURPOSE, EVERYTHING, EVER SINCE THE WORLD CUP PREPARATION CAMP, I SWEAR TO DUCK, THIS IS REAL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THE SCHWEINSKI IS REAL.

I know i’ve posted this 3 times but i really can’t not reblog this

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